February 2010
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My life as summed up in food.
The last time I bought “Take the Cake” ice cream, I ate so much in one sitting that I puked.
But it’s been a long time (out of fear, really), so I bought some more, swirled in frosting, and I’m giving it another go.
See? I can be forgiving.
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J.D. Salinger dead at age 91. →
Goodbye, you glorious anti-hero of literature.
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Why I hate television (and the year 2006).
Let me get this straight: Marissa Cooper can shoot someone, become an alcoholic with a drug habit, and sleep with all these trailer park guys, and still manage to get into Berkeley… but the rest of us can’t even pray our way into NYU?
And Summer gets into Brown, but Cohen doesn’t? The dorky kid with the Death Cab obsession and the Penguin shirts doesn’t get into his dream...
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If you liked that, then you'll love this. →
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Do I really need 3 new bikinis for Orlando?
My bank statement says yes.
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As if Jersey Shore couldn't get any trashier. →
Yeah, I wrote this.
I did it all for the Snooki?
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Read Print: free online books. →
(via longlivethequeen)
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"Why I didn't buy you a drink." →
(via theuglyone)
RAH-RAH-AH-AH-AH! MUM-MUM-MUM-MUM-MAH! GAGA-OO-LA-LA!
… Not.
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We were talking about hugs.
And I spouted that potentially bogus factoid about needing ten per day to be happy. I read that somewhere and I’ve heard it said, but can it really be true?
She asked me if it still counts if they’re all from one person.
I said no, I guess not, considering you’re not likely to see ten different people in a day that you’d want to hug or that would want to hug you. Not in a...
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Free advice. →
(via bluesinthenight)
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Things I am not doing again:
That.
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Certain confessions in an uncertain time.
I love the smell of Abercrombie & Fitch.
I silently apologize to chickens in the supermarket.
I hate low-acid tomatoes.
I have never done a successful cartwheel.
I tried to drive drunk once, but I couldn’t find my keys.
The first thing I ever stole was a fruit roll-up.
I lied about that hickey two summers ago.
I also lied about liking your purple pants.
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Do you like boozing, singing, and the sorrowful... →
Jeff Bridges is such a good time.
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Is Nickelback the worst band ever? →
(via thelighthouseisanaccident)
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IT'S LIKE THEY KNOW.
(via angularmomentum)
thingsmydatereallysaidlastnight:
“Can I ask you something? When girls sign their emails ‘xoxo,’ what is that? Does that mean they want to do it?”