May 2010
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He hates girls like me, the ones who have difficult names and thrift clothing....
– Koren Zailckas, Smashed
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April 2010
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This is how we do it (last night).
drink at your apartment with a friend
drag said friend down 1st Ave. to other friend’s apartment
exchange vodka, eyeliner, and sexually explicit stories
go to local bar on 2nd Ave.
open a tab using a Visa gift card
opt for $3 beers
wish you had free pizza
get free pizza (from the manager of Krunch)
get forks from the bartenders
do not share with the awkward lesbian cop-in-training
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I punched someone in the face and now we have Jerry Springer tickets! Best two...
– Molly
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It’s a privilege to muck about in sentences all morning… You don’t do it from...
– Annie Dillard (via ensaymada) (via libraryland) (via wearebasiclight)
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Every relationship is fundamentally a power struggle, and the individual in...
– Chuck Klosterman, Sex, Drugs, and Cocoa Puffs: A Low Culture Manifesto
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The thing about being cornered in Grand Central.
Homeless Guy: Hey, what's your sign?
Me: Leo.
HG: Aries! Ah, you love the spotlight.
Me: I guess.
HG: I bet you make a great lover!
Me: I have six months left to live.
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Founder's Day (an excerpt)
(via bricorama)
bunnymitford:
The Pacific is wide and deep and Adams was wide and deep, was fat and obstinate and wrote tender letters to his wife. Not the letters but the words were tender, not the words but their meaning, which was always that he missed her.
- Bob Hicok
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What not to do at a friend's grandmother's...
get drunk
do shots for the deceased
get really drunk
wipe out on the steps leading up from the yard
yes, in front of all her cousins
And if that’s not bad enough:
take said friend to a local sports bar
yes, after wing night has officially ended
order a vodka tonic
spill it all over the counter
watch as the bartender puts a lid with a straw on your new glass
acknowledge that you...
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My love’s not impersonal yet not wholly subjective either. I would like to be...
– Sylvia Plath (via quote-book) (via allthenight-tide) (via libraryland) (via likeancientbruises)
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The thing about family dynamics.
Just because we both have feelings doesn’t mean that we feel things the same. Just because we’ve lived through the same experience doesn’t mean that we’ve experienced it the same. Just because, just because, just because.
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The Book of Awesome. →
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I like putting things online for free partly because I like reading things...
– Joey Comeau
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