Mon
Feb
6
Facebook chatting with the boyfriend I had at age 16:
- “How’s my wife-to-be (in another 7 years, 8-9 for you)?”
- “As far as my love life goes, I’m about as happy with the girls I meet as you are with me in 11th grade”
- “I just want a girl who cares about how she looks as badly as I do”
- “Did I mention I have been featured in Japanese menswear magazines?”
- “In the winter I wear suits”
- “I’ll take your last name or something”
We were in love or whatever for 8 days. And we’ve stayed a weird kind of friends.